dalk verstaan ons die manlike spesie beter!

checkinintanfairiessexykiss2.jpgthese are our rules:  Please note ….. these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE

1.  Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it.  don’t try to change that.

1.  Learn to work with the toilet seat.  You’re a big girl.  If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.  You never here us complaining about you leaving it down.

1.  Saturday – sports.  It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides.  Let it be!

1.  Shopping is never a sport.  And no, we are never going to thing of it that way.

1.  Crying is blackmail

1.  Ask for what you want.  Let us be clear on this one:  Subtle hints don’t work.  Strong hints don’t work.  Obvious links don’t work.  JUST SAY IT!

1.  “yes” and “no” are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question

1.  come to us with a problem only if you want you help solving it.  that’s what we do.  sympathy is what girlfriends are for.

1.  anything said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.  in fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1.  if you think you’re fat, you probably are.  don’t ask us.

1.  if something we said can be interpreted in two ways, and the one way makes you sad or angry, we  meant the other way.

1.  you can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done.

1.  whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercial breaks

1.  Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions and neither do we.

1.  if we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing”, we will act like nothing is wrong, we know you are lying, but it is not worth the hassle.

1.  If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you dont want to hear.

1.  when we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, really!

1.  don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:  sex, sport or cars.

1.  you have enough clothes

1.  you have too many shoes.

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~ deur AfrikaFairy op Februarie 20, 2008.

5 Responses to “dalk verstaan ons die manlike spesie beter!”

  1. Hehehe!!! Jy dink dis moontlik???

    🙂

  2. True, so true.
    Vanoggend toe ek uit die toilet kom by die werk, sê my (manlike) baas vir my: “Jy was dan nie so lank in nou soos gister nie!” Toe sê ek maar vir hom, ja, hierdie was net een beker koffie, net 250ml…..

  3. 😆 so so so waar!

  4. Ek is mal oor jou punte 1. 😆

  5. LOL Ek het dit verskriklik baie geniet om hier te lees. Ons vroumense weet die goed, maar ons ‘try’ maar ook ons ‘luck’ so nou en dan. Hehe lyk my ons is uitgevang!

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